Thanks Mad Magazine for helping to lighten up the hostile environment that we know as Americans to be election year. I think a good friend said it well by telling me, “the problem with media being so multi-channeled these days is by the time voting begins I hate both candidates and even more both parties.” Neither of these guys are completely terrible, but they both have shit-talked enough to fill a dumptruck with manure each.
May the least worst man win.
In other news, I thought I would leave you with a few jokes:
Clinton was recently asked, “while in the Whitehouse, did you prefer boxers of briefs?” His response: “hmm, depends.”
And speaking of flip-flopping on issues, if you think this election is bad, you should read about the 1928 election and the four subsequent years, which is mentioned in an article here.